AI pet entertainment
Your pet has notes.
Turn one pet photo into a hilarious 15-second video, narrated from their brutally honest perspective. Pick a vibe, generate the roast, and share the damage.
Start free. No credit card required.
Bougie mode
“That throw pillow costs more than my treats. Explain.”
What to expect from every roast
15 seconds
Short enough to replay. Sharp enough to send.
Your chosen vibe
Grumpy, Bougie, or gloriously Chaotic.
No fake applause
A clear free tier and honest $4.99 upgrade.
From portrait to punchline
Three taps. One deeply personal attack.
RoastPaw handles the animation, voice, and comedic timing. You just provide the face and decide how unhinged things should get.
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Step 1
Upload one good photo
Start with a favorite portrait. RoastPaw turns a still image into an animated, vertical-ready performance.
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Step 2
Pick their worst personality
Choose Grumpy, Bougie, or Chaotic and let the voice, delivery, and punchlines match your pet’s energy.
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Step 3
Get a 15-second roast
Receive a voice-acted short about your habits, your home decor, or whatever your pet has been judging.
Pricing without the tricks
Free to cause a scene.
Upgrade when you want the final word—and no watermark over it.
Free
$0
For testing how judgmental your pet really is.
- AI-written pet roasts
- Grumpy, Bougie, and Chaotic vibes
- 15-second shareable videos
- RoastPaw watermark
Premium
$4.99/month
For pets with specific grievances and humans who want clean exports.
- Everything in Free
- Write custom scripts
- Remove the watermark
- Access premium voice options
- Seasonal voice packs
- Ready-to-post video exports
Good questions. Suspiciously good.
Before you hand over the evidence
The group chat is waiting
Find out what your pet really thinks.
Upload a photo, choose their attitude, and let RoastPaw deliver the monologue.
Roast my pet free